I Opened a Supermarket in Ancient Times, and My Disabled Husband Is Such a Sweetheart

[Absurd comedy + a blunt, lovesick male lead + farming + Supermarket System + adorable kid + hilarious supporting crew + wish fulfillment]

Lin Xiaomeng transmigrates to ancient times and finds herself with a disabled husband and a well-behaved three-year-old. Apparently, she’s a lovesick beauty addict. For the sake of her handsome disabled husband, she refused to marry a rich young master, and has been digging up wild vegetables for three years. She even cut ties with her family. Her eldest brother came to talk her out of it three times, all to no avail. The Lin family was so furious that they moved straight to the capital and stopped bothering with her.

Lin Xiaomeng: No (Erkang reaches out), how about giving me one more chance to choose?

A goofy, unhinged heroine versus a lovesick hero who plays along with his wife, plus a black-sesame-filled tangyuan of a kid and a hammy pet.

Lin Xiaomeng: If today’s task can wait, leave it for tomorrow. Then forget to do it tomorrow.

Zhao Mengheng: The eighth prince of the Guangqi Dynasty’s Romance Era. On the outside: gazing skyward at a forty-five-degree angle, my jawline is sharper than your life plan. On the inside: Wife, look at me, look at me! (waves excitedly)

The kid shares milk candies: One for Mother, one for me, one for Father, one for me, one for An'an, one for me. (I’m not making fun of anyone. My baby teeth are just stuffy, so I’m letting them get some air.)

Xiao Lu: Master, your servant takes his leave. This is a farewell for life.

Lots of goofy fun, no logic, just a relaxing read. Don’t expect it to stand up to scrutiny. How can you write without going crazy? You just keep pretending you’re fine.