“This is the hottest drink in the Immortal Realm. It's called Coca-Cola, and drinking it can dispel inner demons,” Zhang Lingfan said with an earnest expression.
“May I ask, fellow Daoist, is Guangzhou, Guangdong, where it's made, a famous place in the Immortal Realm?”
“Ah, yes, absolutely. The spiritual springs there are the finest in the Immortal Realm.”
“Li Xiaoxi, the demon race is highly sensitive to fluctuations in spiritual energy. Don't send a voice transmission. Remember to bring the walkie-talkies.”
“Little monk, these glass marbles of mine, I mean, these Five-Colored Mystic Spirit Beads, are treasures of the Immortal Realm. Even if they've lost all their spiritual energy, they still can't go for a single spirit stone less. That goes even for a princess of the Dragon Clan.”
“Divine blessings are granted once a day. Get in line, fellow Daoist. Come back next year.”
I have to give it a thumbs up. My cat can do backflips, really.
It's good to read, and it's faster and faster. After reading a bunch of stupid white articles, I saw this one that was obviously carefully crafted. I feel really good.