I Just Like You a Lot

One glimpse of him in her youth was all it took for Song Yanzhi to fall for him.

When they met again, he became her deskmate, and she discovered he was a little mute.

Then she found out they were neighbors too. What a coincidence, she thought!

Later, while drunk, she looked at him and said, "Gu Li, I like you."

He said he knew.

"Then do you know how much I like you?"

"How much?"

"As much as there are stars in the sky."

Gu Li looked up at the night sky. "There are countless stars. It seems impossible to count them all."

She mumbled, "Of course I like you that much, you dummy!"