A Thousand Years of the Azure Sea

[Dual Transmigration] + [Comedy] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Xuanhuan] + [Romance] + [Goofy]

Here's an excerpt from the book. That's right, it's definitely a goofy comedy. Whether it's well written is open to debate, but the author is all about making people laugh. If you're looking for angst and twists galore, please move along.

"Wait, where's the fish we're supposed to eat?" asked Lei the Hoodlum.

"Isn't it right there?" The middle-aged man pointed at the wall. A brand-new painting hung there, depicting a lifelike carp.

"How are we supposed to eat that?" Lei the Hoodlum asked in disbelief.

"Huzi, show them how to eat it," said the middle-aged man.

"Woof!" Huzi replied. He sat down at the table, picked up his rice bowl, shoveled in a mouthful of white rice, glanced at the fish in the painting, then shoveled in another mouthful...

"What the...?" Canghai was completely dumbfounded. You call that eating fish? Cao Cao's trick of quenching thirst by thinking of plums has a new twist now: eat rice while looking at fish? So when you said different dishes cost different amounts, was that because some dishes are easier to paint and others harder? If I order a whole lamb feast, won't you charge me a fortune?

"Smack!" The middle-aged man whacked Huzi on the head, sending him plunging face-first into his rice bowl. "I told you to look at the fish after every bite! There's only one fish in the painting. If you eat it all, what are the guests supposed to eat?"