I'm Not a Loli Fan

我不是个萝莉控

by Red Carp Brings the Phoenix (红鲤呈凤)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 241k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
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【Little lolis + distinctive cultivation + planting by letter + mystery fruit boxes + overwhelming firepower + cryptic riddles】 Once upon a time, there was an island. On the island was a tree, and on the tree was a fruit called Loli. Loli said, “Ohayou, Father God!” I said, “I’m your dad. I know.” … Above the clouds, a god sat side by side with a young man. God: “Young man, you have the makings of a great emperor.” Me: “I’m strong. I know.” God: “As a gift for our first meeting, I’ll grant you a fief.” Me: “I’m charming. I know.” God: “And I’ll give you a sacred tree as well.” Me: “I love gardening. I know.” God: “The sacred tree will grow lolis.” Me: “I love lolis. I know.” God: “Hey! You’ve let the cat out of the bag! I knew you were a loli-con, you little rascal.” Me: “I’m a loli-con. I know.” God: “…” Me: “…” Uh... I think I said something I shouldn’t have... … This is a strange and wondrous cultivation world, and also a guide to becoming a god of raising lolis. There are lots of little lolis on the island, and lots going on, too. There’s a blue-haired loli who loves stirring up trouble. And a golden-haired loli who loves blacksmithing. Every sort you can imagine, all in one place. … Retirement, a peaceful old age, gardening, raising children, plotting, villains: it has it all. Signature move: A loli in your arms, boundless magical power.

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