I Tried to Enlist, but My Dad Calls Me Sir

Name: I Tried to Enlist, but My Dad Calls Me Sir
Author: Cucumber Scoundrel

入伍未遂，老爸管我叫长官

by Cucumber Scoundrel (黄瓜败类)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 111k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[God of War + One Female Lead + Wild Imagination + Gaming]

An Infinite Rebirth System and a God of War System: possessed by two Systems, he longs only to die, growing stronger with every death.

At the decisive battle on the summit, Dad calls out to me, “Good to see you, sir!” I reply, “Keep up the good work.”

At the wedding, the bride tells me, “Honey, I love you.” I reply, “Who are you, exactly?”

The God of War returns, the System reboots, and the excitement begins anew. Salute!

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