“Breaking news! Zhang Xingxing, the sleepyhead, actually got the highest score in the whole grade!”
“Zhang Xingxing has become a huge internet celebrity with millions of followers!”
“Zhang Xingxing! Your phone's burning hot! Who are you pretending to work hard for?” Smack, smack! Two big slaps!
“Mom, that's ten yuan per slap!”
“You dare try to shake me down?” Smack, smack! Two more big slaps!
“Mom! You're being unreasonable!”
“I charge for being reasonable!”
...“You sleep in class? Get your mom to come to school!”
“Hello, teacher. I'm Zhang Xingxing's mom. I'm not here to apologize. I'm here to stand up for him!”
“Middle schoolers don't get enough sleep. They have to be at school by six in the morning and don't leave until ten at night, and then you pile on all that homework. He's not a robot. If he doesn't sleep in class, when is he supposed to sleep? It's not like his grades are suffering!”
At the parent-teacher meeting:
“Teacher, we don't want our child sitting next to Zhang Xingxing. We're afraid he'll be a bad influence.”
“With grades like your child's, is there any room left for them to get worse?”
It is a humorous campus article that is very interesting to listen to and read. It is a very good book. Five-star recommendation!
Like! The writing is smooth and the content is wonderful! …
What the young couple said at the end was too funny, hahaha, I won't repeat it, otherwise... 🤭 🤭
Shocked, shocked, shocked again, funny campus article. The author writes about the situation of many children studying. It is not easy for children to read a book. Come on, support and give us five-star praise.
A reborn torturing high school student, I went in to study, and it was pretty good. Very interesting. Very interesting, keep following it.
Funny and funny, the description of certain aspects is very bold. Today's students are very good at writing, and their descriptions are bold and realistic.
It's humorous and touching. The author writes well.
Funny and humorous, good, recommended reading!