Global Freeze: Five Wishes a Day After I'm Reborn

[Post-apocalyptic + rebirth + invincible + face-slapping + System + lighthearted + zombies + absurd humor + five wishes + no saintly protagonist + infuriating]

The third day of the third month, 2033, at 3:00 a.m., by the Xia calendar.

Blue Star is struck by a blizzard that sweeps across the globe, triggered by the explosion of a planet called Potala, a million light-years away.

The world enters an ice age. The frozen apocalypse begins!

98% of the world's population perishes!

Snow and ice bury every corner of the globe!

The apocalypse arrives, and everyone freezes like a dog. People will give up anything for a bite to eat!

In his previous life, Lu Yi tried to snatch a packet of instant noodles from Beijing from an old man. The man slapped him on the back of the head, and Lu Yi died a pathetic death.

Reborn one hour before the apocalypse, he gets a System with "five wishes of your choice!"

First, he wishes for: "A Dou Zong expert, terrifying indeed!"

Then: "A wish-fulfilling Andersen fairy-tale castle!"

This time around, Lu Yi has no chance of keeping a low profile...

Yong County No. 48 Senior High School,

Class 2, Grade 3.

Final exams. Essay topic: "Dad"

"My Dad the County Magistrate" takes second place.

"My Dad the Town Mayor" takes third place.

"My Dad the Village Chief" takes fourth place.

"My Dad the Factory Manager" takes fifth place.

First place goes to a student named Yuan Hua.

His essay is titled "My Dad the District Chief".