Nine Years of Compulsory Education Helped Me Slaughter My Way Through the Superpower World

[Transmigration + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + School Life + No System + Comedy + A Fresh New Premise!!]

What kind of outrageous ability would a corporate drone, who had spent twenty years in the real world and only recently graduated from college, awaken after transmigrating to a parallel world undergoing a spiritual qi revival?

You can summon wind and rain, destroy the heavens and the earth, right?!

Well, my “parody version of words made law” seems just as good.

You can make things explode with a wave of your hand and flood the place with another, right?!

Well, the tomatoes in my garden can do that too.

You want to strengthen your body? Learn biology, and you can even control your cells...

What?!

You want to know where I learned all this?

Aren't all the nation's young people who received nine years of compulsory education supposed to know this?

Just flip through your elementary school textbooks. It's all in there…

(The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Go read the story for more bizarre and hilarious abilities...)