In early 2025, a sudden thunderclap made humanity realize that the theory of evolution was wrong: gods truly existed in this world.
Out of boredom, the gods created humanity. And out of boredom, they now intend to destroy it.
The gods transformed Earth into their playground. All natural life began to mutate and encroach on humanity’s living space. The countdown to humanity’s extinction had begun.
From that day on, people began discovering that they had gained special abilities, all directly connected to their professions.
Take a card dealer, for example. With exceptional skill and strength, he can fling cards like blades and slice open an enemy’s throat. The real card dealer says, “My turn. Draw a card! Four twos, bomb!” A mushroom cloud rises in the distance.
The fake auto mechanic can only fix cars and provide support. The real auto mechanic says, “Autobots, transform!”
The fake tattoo artist can only scribble on people’s skin. The real tattoo artist has an Azure Dragon on the left, a White Tiger on the right, and the mighty Tang Sanzang tattooed across his back. He whips off his shirt and charges ahead astride dragons and tigers.
The fake chef can only cook and has no fighting ability at all. The real chef is strong enough to uproot mountains. He grips a three-meter iron cleaver in his left hand and a gas cylinder in his right, swinging them with fearsome force.
Those who gain special abilities are called Divine Offices. These are not positions bestowed by the gods, but roles specifically meant for killing them.
Good, good, very good
Great, the author is truly a genius that comes only once in a century