He chased his girlfriend from the stars all the way to Earth, thousands of years in the past. He must be the first person ever to do that, right? But the person he’s chasing is a total emotional idiot. What’s he supposed to do? The leader of the interstellar rebels is asking for a guide! Anyone there? It’s urgent!
“What? You say he likes me?” Chu Ling waved a hand, dead serious. “You idiots are reading way too much into it! We’re just close brothers, okay?”
Bystanders: “Which one of you is the idiot, exactly?!”
