The Heaven-Ordained Ghost Chef

Since ancient times, tales of ghosts and monsters eating people have been everywhere. What people don't realize is that humans eat ghosts, too.

Ghostly beings can't be eaten carelessly. Eat the right ones and you'll reap great benefits. Eat the wrong ones, and your body and soul will be destroyed, your spirit scattered.

Eat a zombie's heart, and you can strengthen your body.

Eat a corpse witch's brain, and you can awaken supernatural abilities.

Drink a vampire's blood, and you can prolong your life.

So ghostly beings must be specially prepared by a trained expert. That is what a ghost chef does.

And what I'm about to tell you are the strange experiences I've had as a ghost chef...