By a stroke of bad luck, Chen Jinxuan transmigrates to the ninth year of Wude, when Li Shimin launches the Xuanwu Gate Incident and forces Li Yuan to abdicate. The day after the abdication, Chen Jinxuan, who has been in the Tang dynasty for two months, suddenly appears in a small tavern. Mistaken for a son of Li Jiancheng, the Hidden Crown Prince, he nearly gets turned into fertilizer by Li Shimin.
Everyone says the Tang dynasty is wonderful, with treasures everywhere.
But Chen Jinxuan finds that nothing about it is any good. Toilet sticks are like knives, winters are cold and summers damp, little Japanese pirates run rampant, and ordinary people can’t even get enough to eat.
How can that be? If they say the Tang dynasty is full of treasures, then they ought to deliver! Chen Jinxuan has no choice but to invent things himself.
Turks and Tibetans, stop acting so tough. Beneath the Tang saber, you’re all dogs. If you’re not convinced, come again. If I can’t hack you to death, I’ll blow you up.
