[Bewitching nine-colored deer man VS spicy, delicious little pig demon]
[I ask him to do the laundry and sweep the floor, but he wants to make love to me?]
[Ridiculous comedy + bickering couple + mutual devotion + sweet romance and angst]
I kindly took in a handsome god who’d come back from the dead.
The moment he climbed out of his coffin, he started demanding to eat my pig ears.
What’s there to enjoy about bland, watery rice noodles?
Braised pork with rice noodles is the real taste of heaven!
Hmph, all that talk just means he wants a taste of me. Lucky for him, I’m delicious and won’t give him heartburn.
A servant I got for free, so why not put him to work? Come on, rub my shoulders and massage my legs.
I never expected him to be such a good actor. He’d roll around on the bed, groaning, “Oh, I’m dizzy! Oh, I’m short of breath! Oh, I’m hungry and can’t work!”
Then I had to feed him and wait on him hand and foot.
“Wait, which one of us is the servant here?!”
Everyone on Yaoshan knew I’d picked up a nine-colored deer.
Everyone envied me. Envy my foot! Do you want this blessing or not?
[Bonus scene 1]
Zi Yun wolfed down the meat. “Baby, I’ve cooked you some rice bran. Hurry up and eat.”
Er Meng snapped her chopsticks. “You damn... What kind of pig slop is this?!”
“Haha, you can’t teach a wild boar to appreciate fine food. The old saying is right.”
[Bonus scene 2]
Later... I ascended to immortality, and he entered the monastery.
I hadn’t yet cast off all worldly attachments, while he still clung to his obsession.
Cry so hard that my newly bought pillow is wet with tears ⊙⊙Little Pig Spirit VS Nine-Colored Deer, she waited for him for three hundred years, and finally he became a Venerable and she became a Xuannv. Singing Girl VS Monk, he broke the precepts to redeem her life, he became an eminent monk, but she was separated from him by yin and yang. She once worried that being sentimental would harm her holy life, and when she entered the mountains, she was afraid of falling in love with her. In this world, we have both the Dharma and the Dharma, and we live up to the Tathagata and the Lord. Every couple cries well, every couple kowtows well
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Very beautiful and touching. Don't enter if you are tearful, 😭😭😭
I really cried to death, although sometimes the little piggy and the lustful deer are a bit funny 😢