About Me Drawing a Card Crookedly and Accidentally Coming to Teyvat

(Plot change) (Multiple female protagonists) (Parallel world) (No system) (The protagonist does whatever he wants) (It is recommended not to use any brains) (The author is a special chef, special chef can enter) Yadou, a fat otaku, spent two months painting a sacred relic for his character. As a result, his character became crooked and collapsed, so he ran out onto the street and was struck by lightning to death. However, he was saved by the gods, who gave him new abilities and the power of imagination, which turned into reality. Youla: You will take advantage of me, who will give birth to your little Youla? Shenzi: The little guy actually abducted me to be your wife when I was still a little fox. Then it's time to pay the public taxes. Little Diona: You are not allowed to drink. If you do, I will let you have kittens with me. Hutao: Why, why can't my breasts grow even if time speeds up? Qiuqiu people: Shall I defeat Chonghuang? Doctor: Should I fight Vegetto? Orobas: Should I fight Eternal Shining Teliga? The God of Opportunity: Should I fight ex Gomora? Villain: Is this still Teyvat? Where did you do it for me? Come on, let's admire Yato-sama's glory. It's up to me to change the ending of the story. Next is the highlight moment for me, Yato-sama.