My Master Has Always Chosen to Lie Flat

[Two male leads + transmigrate into a book + reborn + comedy]

Disciple: Does anyone know what it's like to have a chuuni master?

Master: What's it like to have a disciple who could kill you at any moment? I might as well lie flat!

Everyone said Immortal Venerable Chu was halfway to becoming a god, needing only to survive three more heavenly tribulations before ascending. That was true. He could have ascended, except the three bolts of lightning killed him.

Chu Xuyin, a modern high school student, died suddenly that very night because of overwhelming stress. Then he transmigrated into the cultivation world, arriving a few days before Immortal Venerable Chu was due to face his tribulation.

He also encountered a System that kept going offline and screwing him over. The System told him to take the villain as his disciple and complete missions. He dutifully fulfilled his duties as a master, only to die. The little villain stabbed him to death with a sword. It was a miserable way to go, but he was delighted.

Chu Xuyin: “Ahahahaha! I can finally go home!”

But just as he was celebrating, the System sent him back again.

When he saw the little villain now, he decided he'd been better off staying dead.

Chu Xuyin: “Where's the coffin? I want to lie down in it and have the lid shut. See you, wouldn't want to be you!”