Hong Xuan transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and gets a Longevity System, which gives him a dog for a companion.
Out in the wilderness, a female ghost comes knocking. Should I push her down, then send her to meet the Buddha? Or just send her straight to the Buddha?
When they're bullied, the man and dog put on matching bandit outfits. With a compass in his right hand and a hoe in his left, he goes to dig up his enemy's ancestral graves!
During a spiritual-root test, he discovers he has no spiritual roots and thinks cultivation is out of reach. Then, by a cave entrance, a beam of light carries him into a secret realm, changing his fate forever. An old man inside tries to possess his body, but Hong Xuan says, “Fellow Daoist, please get in the coffin!” and completely sends the old man on his way!
Hong Xuan has no interest in fighting and killing. “At most, I'll say, ‘Fellow Daoist, peace is best. Please get in the coffin and wait. I'll arrange the full funeral package for you!’”
The man and dog put on their bandit outfits and smile. “The two of us are the most reasonable fellows around. As long as there's even a scrap of bone left, we'll help find a good resting place and lay you to rest!”
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This story and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
