Everyone on My Team Is a Villain

The gentle captain comforts the team, then turns around and smiles as he lures the monsters toward a crowd.

The world-weary powerhouse sleeps the entire time, until a monster steps on his limited-edition sneakers and makes him open one eye.

The troublemaker excitedly performs brain surgery on a zombie. “Look at those brains! They’d be perfect for hot pot!”

I’m the only one fixing the circuit they broke while yelling, “The circuit board’s fried! Are you going to use your heads for light?”

The System announcement suddenly stutters: “Warn... warning... abnormal data detected, ”

We all look up at once, wearing dangerous smiles.

The game is over.