You're Just a Pretty Boy, and You Kick a Wanted Criminal from the Start?

Name: You're Just a Pretty Boy, and You Kick a Wanted Criminal from the Start?
Author: I Want to Eat

你一个小鲜肉，开局脚踹通缉犯？

by I Want to Eat (想吃饭饭)

Status: Completed
Length: 540k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Also known as: I’m Just a Pretty Boy, So How Is It Reasonable That All My Skills Are So Sinister?

[Lighthearted + Funny + Absurd + Heroine?]

Ye Qiu transmigrates and becomes a pretty boy who’s so fragile that even a minor finger injury sends him to the hospital. He’s also used his connections to get onto a live-streamed variety show called Celebrity Job Pros.

Fortunately, he awakens the Upright and Righteous System. Once a mission is triggered, all he has to do is make the right choice to earn a reward.

From the start, he uses a kneeling pin to kick a wanted criminal.

But as time goes on, the System’s mission rewards start getting a little strange.

Master Locksmith, Tendon-Severing and Bone-Dislocating Hand, Mad Fist.

The viewers in the livestream go berserk, shouting that Ye Qiu should be locked up.

Other names

They Told Me to Join a Variety Show, So I Keep Raking in Rewards from the Police让参加综艺，你天天朝警局薅羊毛Former title · until Oct 2026

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101Shelves

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