The Little Spirit Medium Is Quite Talented, Yet Wants to Be a Couch Potato

Meng Yue was running through the rain when lightning struck her, and she transmigrated to an imaginary dynasty.

From the start, a middle-aged man was standing over her with a butcher’s knife, about to cut out her kidney.

Meng Yue was horrified and clutched her chest to protect herself. Before she could figure out whether he wanted her money or her body, she was forced to awaken the Host’s dim-witted soul.

It turned out that before she transmigrated, the Host had been an idiot.

Once her mind cleared, she discovered she was a descendant of Meng Po, exiled from the Underworld and left to languish among the common folk, so poor she couldn’t even afford white rice.

New to this place, Meng Yue had planned to slack off for a few days and get used to her surroundings. But after she lay flat, a powerful Underworld deity came after her, and she accidentally killed him.

To keep the Underworld’s ghosts and monsters from hunting her down for revenge, she had no choice but to learn sorcery. After plenty of deep thought and meditation, she finally understood.

It turned out that “summoning the spirits” was just an accelerated version of radio calisthenics.

It turned out that “drawing talismans” was just doodling with her eyes closed.

It turned out that fighting meant swinging her arms around and whipping her hair about.

Though shocked, Meng Yue had to accept the fact that she had a golden finger.

But her golden finger hadn’t told her what to do after the cat demon she trusted and secretly loved betrayed her and killed her, or when a clingy, desperate king started pursuing her.

Should she marry the emperor and become Meng Yue of the Niu Hulu clan?

Or marry the cat demon and become a stand-in for his lost love?

After much deliberation, Meng Yue chose the former. After all, the Niu Hulu clan always perseveres to the very end. So she married the amnesiac King of the Underworld, rose to the pinnacle of life, and began brewing Meng Po’s soup with every right to do so.