The Years the Charming Old Ancestor Overheard My Thoughts

Also known as “Getting Rich After Arriving in the Qin Dynasty,” “Heavenly Dad Sent Me to Stir Things Up in the Qin Dynasty,” “A Laid-Back Life in the Qin Dynasty,” and “Those Years I Enjoyed Life in the Qin Dynasty” One day, not long after unifying the six states, Qin Shi Huang was exhausted from handling government affairs and suffering from a splitting headache, so he summoned the imperial physician. "Straight nose, narrow eyes, tall and graceful. And those long legs! What a dark, noble aura and commanding presence. No wonder my charming ancestor is so irresistible." Qin Shi Huang: ???? Who's speaking? I don't see anyone moving their mouth. "Ahem, I'm so excited to meet my ancestor for the first time!" "This is so hard! Wait, how come I haven't seen Zhao Gao along the way? Didn't they say the eunuch Zhao Gao was quite favored by my ancestor? How am I supposed to tell him that Zhao Gao and his eighteenth son, Hu Hai, will bring the Qin dynasty to ruin, and that the dynasty will fall in the second generation? How can I save it? I'm worried sick!" Qin Shi Huang: Zhao Gao, how dare you! Hu Hai, what a fine son! One day, The ministers: This, this, this... Could His Majesty be possessed? Later, The ministers: ...I'm speechless. Speechless just walked right through the door. "This story is entirely fictional. If anything doesn't match history, it's because the author couldn't find the sources and made it up, hahahaha!"