The Years When I Was Tricked by the System into Becoming a Comedy Anchor

"Relaxing comedy + explosive live broadcast + funny jokes (just for fun, please don't increase your height)" System: Cancer, it's okay. Don't you think this gives you a chance to choose? Under the clear hint of the system, Ye Sheng became an anchor Audiences in the live broadcast room: Joined the National Army in 1949? The Land Rover Collection Fragments event has expired! Is this good luck? I think you don't know Grandpa Ding! Little Heizi, how could you do this to my pigeons! Is this the self-defense weapon you're talking about? Are you sure you didn't put it into your body? Hello anchor, the front light of my semi seems to be broken. Can you check it for me? Host, please give in, sister, I don't want to work hard anymore! I know this plot well! The box contains either RMB or people!