Immortality + Delusions of Grandeur + Lighthearted and Humorous + Borrowing the Tiger’s Might
Liu Changqing transmigrated and got the "Immortality" System. He cursed the System for not giving him any invincible skills. What good was immortality on its own?
The System flew into a rage and cursed him with slow cultivation, giving him no benefits at all. As a result, even after a hundred years, he was still a useless cultivator with a mixed spiritual root.
Taking pity on him, the System gave him an old donkey for company. And so, useless Liu Changsheng and his donkey began their long journey toward immortality...
Danger lurked everywhere in the cultivation world, so Liu Changqing could only hide and flee with his donkey. By a twist of fate, he came upon two great masters, one righteous and one evil, fighting each other. In the end, both died...
Shamelessly, Liu Changqing began searching their corpses. He stole the treasured sword of Qingyun Sect’s senior disciple and went around swindling people for food and drink.
A hundred years later, Liu Changqing was still stuck at Qi Refining, unable to advance, while even the old donkey had reached Foundation Establishment. All he could do was grovel before the System and obtain its one and only life-saving skill: maxed-out defense...
From then on, Liu Changqing strode with a swagger that showed no regard for anyone, riding his donkey and watching the world’s vicissitudes...
