The Princess Won’t Do Any Backbreaking Work, He’d Rather Lie Flat

[Complete] [Dramatic, soft-hearted beauty bottom × devoted, double-standard top]

[Showbiz | ABO | BL | Sweet romance | Older-sister-and-puppy dynamic | Sweet, no angst]

I have a wife?

Jiang Wangshu, who'd lost some of his memories, was full of questions.

The next second, he found Lin Xian'an on WeChat.

[Let's break up.]

I lost my wife ( ༎̊́ ᾢ ༎̊̀) 

Win her back, win her back, win her back!

A few months later, they met again on a variety show.

As the director read out the rules,

“Married couple, lovers, divorced, broken up, strangers...”

Lin Xian'an, chosen as one of the strangers thanks to his pretty face,

felt guilty.

On the first day of filming, the director was a menace.

On the second day, he was an unbelievably huge menace.

Is this even a proper variety show?

Is there anyone who can make it through this show without saying something that'll get them in trouble?

An invisible tail wagged up in the air.

Those pitiful, wronged puppy eyes.

Lin Xian'an's heart softened, and he forgave him soon enough.

But he had to teach him a lesson, too.

Hehe~ If I let him top me once, I'll forgive him.

Lin Xian'an spread Jiang Wangshu's legs apart.

This is awful. I can't bring myself to do it.

‘Am I really never going to be a proper top in this lifetime?!’

He brought Jiang Wangshu's legs back together.

He felt better, but now he was depressed.

Late at night, Lin Xian'an suddenly sat bolt upright in bed.

“Cough, cough. Let's try again. This time, I'll definitely succeed!”

“Gege, aren't you sleepy?”

Danger! Danger! Danger!

“Mm... I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed.”