Tomb Raiding: A Stranger Like Jade, A Godly Charmer Beyond Compare

I opened my eyes to find myself in a cramped space. Where was I?

Why did it feel like I was... inside a coffin?!

Feng Baichen: “System, what’s going on?”

Flirt God System: “Hehehe, dear Host, welcome to the era of the Old Nine Gates. Please begin your work, hehehe.”

Feng Baichen: “Weren’t we supposed to be on vacation? Where’s my damn vacation? Aaaaaah!”

Flirt God System: “Um, sorry about that. Due to turbulence in the space-time continuum, we’ve had to postpone our vacation.”

Feng Baichen: “Nice.”

It’s fine. I was born without a taste for laughter. Silence is tonight’s Cambridge.

Suddenly, this coffin didn’t seem so unbearable. Maybe I should just sleep here forever. Sounds great. You agree, too, right, System? Okay, being young is wonderful. I lay down and went straight to sleep.

The completely ignored and utterly bewildered System: “Host!!!!! Oh, my dear Host, this mission is different from the ones you’ve done before. There are generous rewards!”

Feng Baichen: Ignores it.

Flirt God System: “There are two beginner gift packs, personally provided by two Systems!”

Feng Baichen: “Maybe I don’t have to sleep after all.”

Flirt God System: “Nice.”

Author's note: The timeline may be changed. This is my first tomb-raiding novel, though I've read quite a few. Whether the writing is good is a matter of opinion. Don't question the author. If you don't want to read it, take the next door on the left. Also, the author is a rabid dog in excellent mental health. Leave a comment with what you'd like to see, and I'll do my best to make it happen.