As the Villainess, Surely I Can Go Crazy

[One-on-one romance, plenty of jokes, a crazy heroine who’s a manipulative green tea and a drama queen, always either having a meltdown or on the verge of one]

A ridiculous comedy. Readers who care about historical accuracy, beware.

Ye Ning transmigrates into a book and becomes the story’s vicious, manipulative supporting woman. From the start, she’s bound to a Green Tea System.

Second female lead: “I know being ostracized by other girls is my fate!”

Ye Ning: “It’s fine. Knowledge changes your fate. Read more, and maybe you can escape poverty and find a new path in life.”

Second female lead: “…”

Heroine: “Bunnies are so adorable. How could anyone eat one?”

Ye Ning: “Oh, bunnies are so adorable? Once it’s skinned, should we steam it or braise it?”

Heroine: “How can you be so heartless and cold?”

Ye Ning: “If I lose my mind, I think I can be completely unreasonable too!”

Heroine: “…”

Ye Ning: “Big Brother, the male lead, I can’t twist this bottle cap off.”

Second male lead: “Damn, you can carry a forty-meter blade, but you can’t twist off a bottle cap?”

Ye Ning: “Say one more word and I’ll twist your head off along with this bottle cap.”

Male lead: “Nice.”