A Thunderous Crash from the Sky, and the Rich Junior Sister Makes a Dazzling Entrance

[Ridiculous, brainless comedy]

Poor Xu Yunqiao had a ridiculous stroke of luck in her previous life: she transmigrated into a Mary Sue novel as a female cannon-fodder and got bound to a “Get Rich” System. The System’s mission for her? Spend money. Once she spends all the money the System gives her, she can go home.

Could there really be such a good deal?

[System: First, you may not give money away to anyone, in any form.]

[System: Second, every sum you spend must have a purpose. If I catch you giving anything away for free, your soul will instantly scatter.]

Xu Yunqiao stares in disbelief. It can do that?

[System: Finally, every time I give you money, you must spend it all within the time limit I set. If you don’t, you will be punished accordingly.]

Xu Yunqiao gives the same look as an old person staring at a phone on the subway. That’s allowed too? Why are there so many restrictions on spending money?

To spend her money, Xu Yunqiao decides to find the poorest sect and help them out. The Luan Sect is so poor that wind whistles through the windows and rain leaks through the roof. It also has four handsome senior brothers with tragic pasts.

Xu Yunqiao works diligently to lift them out of poverty, then accidentally discovers that these senior brothers are the very villains who try to destroy the world for the sake of the Mary Sue heroine.

But that’s none of her business. She’s finally spent all her money and can proudly go home. Except: “Immortal Pay has deposited ten million spirit stones.” “Immortal Pay has deposited one million spirit stones.” “Immortal Pay has deposited fifty million spirit stones”…

First Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, Fourth Senior Brother: “Little Junior Sister, we’ll take care of you from now on.”

System: “Oh, look, you’ve got more money. You can’t leave now.”

Xu Yunqiao is dumbfounded.