Lao Tzu's majestic "number one scholar", "number one scholar"!
Is this how you treat me?
Forget it if you don't give it to a feudal official.
It doesn't matter if I don't get a Hanlin bachelor's degree.
Why do you want me to guard the prison?
OK!
Are you playing with the darkness with me?
Are you playing gangster with me?
Good!
Since I can't come to the table,
Then...
Don't eat them all.
