A man claiming to be Heaven casually tells me:
First, you must become a god before you turn eighteen, or you'll die.
Second, you must not go against the original owner's kind and loving nature, or you'll die.
Third, if you die without wanting to survive, you cannot be reborn.
Fourth, you must experience the seven emotions and six desires, and both death and life, before you can become a god.
Fifth, the person who loves you most and wants you dead most is the key to your becoming a god.
Sixth, after becoming a god, you have to work for ten thousand years before you can return to the real world.
What, isn't being an office worker bad enough? I have to work for ten thousand years after achieving my ultimate goal? Heaven, do whatever you want...
Wait, because of my interference, the novel is filling up with more and more plot developments I can't control. Who exactly is he...
