The Peerless Noble Daughter

Everyone knows that not a single daughter has been born into the Xiahou clan in a hundred years. Even the imperial consort in the palace is the old madam’s niece and the adoptive daughter of General Xiahou. Then the mysterious Madam Xiahou finally gives birth to a daughter. Heaven and earth show strange signs, even alarming the Imperial Preceptor and the Divine Envoy.

“This girl is no ordinary child…”

The Left Chancellor: “Your Highness, blah blah blah… This is a crime that will bring execution to nine generations of your family.”

Shaohua: “Oh, I’m a princess. This realm belongs to the Xuanyuan clan.”

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The eldest daughter of the Chancellor’s household: “Our family is blah blah blah… My so-and-so is such-and-such…”

Shaohua: “Oh, I dare to smash the Divine Envoy’s things.”

The Divine Envoy: “Are you all right? You like it? I’ll make one for you.”

The eldest daughter: …

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Marquis Wukang: “Brother, find a match for my son. Your daughter and my son, blah blah blah…”

The Divine Envoy: His eyes shoot daggers.

The heir to Marquis Wukang: (trembling) “Dad, don’t get me killed!”

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The Emperor: “Blah blah blah… When you were little, you smeared mud all over my face.”

Shaohua: “I didn’t. It wasn’t me. Don’t make things up.”

The Empress: “I’m the Empress!”

Shaohua: “No phoenix seal, no real power, no favor. You’re an Empress locked away in the cold palace!”

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The reclusive clan: “You must do this and that, blah blah blah…”

Shaohua: (zzz) “Do whatever you want. You can’t beat me anyway, and my family ranks higher than yours.”

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The battlefield

The enemy: “That arrow is poisoned. There’s no antidote in the world.”

Shaohua: “Hey, how did you know I’m an expert in medicine and poison?”

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Forget it. Can’t Princess Shaohua just die already!!!