[Absurd Comedy + Superpowers + Wild Imagination + Feel-Good Story + Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium]
A greedy con artist * a sharp-tongued schemer
Bai Wei ran into Jing Huaiyu again at the border, where he was on the brink of death. He was the enemy who had caught her and gotten her caned. After a fierce internal debate, she decided to force herself on him. But she unexpectedly got caught up in a war against the Xiongnu and a vast conspiracy involving people with supernatural abilities.
From then on, Bai Wei's schemes for forcing herself on Jing Huaiyu went like this:
Scheme One: Force herself on him.
Once Jing Huaiyu had recovered a little, Bai Wei drugged him and tied him up. Just as she was taking off his clothes
Jing Huaiyu opened his eyes and frowned. "What are you doing?"
Bai Wei trembled. "We're married. It's time to do what married couples do."
Jing Huaiyu said, "I'm this badly injured, and you still can't hold back? Go and recite the Heart-Clearing Mantra a hundred times as punishment."
No match for Jing Huaiyu, Bai Wei muttered indignantly from the side, "Fresh as water, water as fresh... Send me a hunk, let a hunk love me, let me love a hunk..."
Scheme Two: Act like a sweet, innocent girl.
Seeing that brute force wouldn't work, Bai Wei started acting coy and innocent.
In a sugary voice, Bai Wei cooed, "Weiwei wants some water~ Weiwei wants some water~ Brother Huaiyu~"
Jing Huaiyu gave Bai Wei a long look. Then he tied her up and sent her to a spirit medium.
Jing Huaiyu said, "Something unclean must have bewitched her mind. It looks like she's almost possessed. Please perform a proper ritual for her."
Very funny!! The one who threw shit and called her Mrs. Xianglin really burst out laughing!! There are also two names for Savage and Overbearing, which are casual and fitting!! 😂 😂 And the giant dung beetle, I really didn't expect it to explode hahahaha and it's so funny!!! Show them all to me!!! 😘😘😘