Raising My Goofy Desk Mate: The Internet’s Greatest Con Artist

“Rua~”

“Dragon roar!”

“Scare one person to death, and it's a win.”

Gu Yan turned around. Shen Ruowei was making a silly face at her, grinning from ear to ear. Reborn in her senior year of high school, Gu Yan began her plan to turn Shen Ruowei into the perfect wife.

All she had to do was fool Shen Ruowei, and she'd earn rewards. Meanwhile, Shen Ruowei's IQ would go up by one.

“Yikes, that's so spicy!”

“Are green peppers and eggs really that spicy? Want some water?”

Gu Yan pointed at Shen Ruowei with her thumb. “Not that. She's smoking hot.”

“Gu Yan, what are you looking for?”

“A compass.”

“What do you need a compass for?”

“Because you've got me so dazzled, I can't tell which way is north.”

“Congratulations, Host! Your deception was a success. You've received the reward ‘Confession Fireworks.’ Shen Ruowei's IQ has increased by one.”

Ten years later, Shen Ruowei had completely transformed. She was a national goddess, the perfect wife, and the only woman to make the world's rich list through her research and development work.

Then stories about Gu Yan and Shen Ruowei's high school and college days came to light. The whole internet was stunned.

“No way! Did she graduate from the University of Smooth Talk? She fooled Shen Ruowei from a clueless kid into a world-class genius?”

“I hereby name her the greatest smooth talker on the internet.”

(P.S. A sweet, cozy romance with plenty of laughs. The blurb doesn't do it justice, so come read the story!)