I Told Them I Cultivate Immortality, and My Group Chat Called Me Crazy

[Wish-fulfillment | Slow burn | No System | Many hidden plotlines | Ensemble cast]

Xia Yun: I hid in the mountains to build a temple and cultivate. The spiritual qi revival happened just as I was there, so I cultivated the Dao, became an immortal, and rose to the heavens step by step.

“Brothers, I'm cultivating immortality!”

Group chat members: “@Xia Yun I'm warning you, don't go nuts.”

Xu Ruming: No matter how the world changes, I just want to stay alive and watch my little sister grow up.

“Safety comes first.”

Xiao Yi: I have no regrets about joining the Xuan Sect. I shall forever be a loyal servant of the Three Pure Ones.

“Damn it, you idiots in the group!”

Lantern-Bearer Shining Into the Latrine: Whenever I open this lousy group, it's basically like this.JPG

“Haha, something's happening! Something's happening!”

Huang Shiyu: Sorry, but I'm the one chosen by fate.

“Holy crap, bro, you're awesome!”