[Hilarious group chat, peaceful cultivation]
I transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became Crown Prince Li Chengqian.
But something's off with the timing. Why did I transmigrate to the moment I was arrested for treason?
When Li Shimin confronts me, I couldn't care less. Who needs to be crown prince anyway?
I get a livestream System. Streaming earns points, which I can use to exchange for all kinds of things.
The curved-plow, waterwheel, lighter, projector, films, novels, modern steelmaking techniques, hot-air balloons... even firearms and satellite phones, all displayed before the eyes of the ancients.
They are all stunned.
“Reveal that I'm a transmigrator? Let's do it.”
“Let's see, what's today's challenge? Li Tai's way too cocky. Give him a beating in front of all the officials? That's probably not a good idea... Let's do it!”
“What kind of lousy ox is this? It plows so slowly! Watch me plow thirty mu all by myself without even breaking a sweat.”
“To everyone just joining the stream, show some love to the top donor and send ten rockets! I'll take on a whole group of Turkic cavalry alone on the open grassland, on foot. No ambushes, just a head-on fight! We keep it real here.”
“I laugh at Li Daozong for his lack of strategy and Zhangsun Wuji for his lack of wit. If I were there, I'd plant hundreds of land mines and set up a few machine guns at the mountain pass. Yuan Gai Suwen would never make it back!”
Anyone who dares threaten our Great Tang, no matter how far away, must be destroyed! Missiles ready, three, two...
In ancient times, it was awkward to call me "baby" or "baozi".
It ended too hastily!
It's too watery and there are too many dialogues.
Too much dialogue