Learning to Cultivate Immortality in Kindergarten

He accidentally took a part-time job as the principal of a kindergarten, never imagining that every single student was a big shot from the Three Realms. Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King, Erlang Shen, Nezha: they were all at his school.

Hey, Sun Wukong, that’s ibuprofen, not the elixir of immortality from Lord Laozi. Quit sneaking pills!

Nezha, what’s wrong with you? You took the wheels off someone’s Rolls-Royce to use as your Wind Fire Wheels. Get your three heads and six arms over here and wash dishes to earn money and pay them back!

Bull Demon, how many times have I told you not to go to northern Myanmar? You just had to go looking for your Jade-Faced Fox. Now you’ve been detained there and put to work in the fields, haven’t you?

Holy crap, Erlang Shen, that eye in your forehead is nearsighted by a thousand degrees! Don’t worry, I’ve found the world’s best eye doctor to operate on you and fix your vision.

Chang’e, listen to me. Those stockings really aren’t suitable for little kids...

Fu Qiang was utterly worn out from dealing with these troublemakers.

But to his surprise, they could teach him how to cultivate immortality!