Surround the Temple and Seize the Nuns! Has the Crown Prince Gone Mad?

After transmigrating to another world, I open my eyes to find both my parents are kings! Oh, wait, I got that wrong. They’re both dead.

What a disastrous start: I got drunk and flirted with the prince’s consort, was placed under house arrest in my sleep, and woke up to find my engagement broken off.

This mess was caused by the previous owner of this body. You expect me to take the blame?

Furious, Xia Tianqi immediately went berserk. He drank a hundred cups and wrote a hundred poems, then drew his blade and hacked down a eunuch...

Fine horses and thousand-gold furs, my big brother leads the troops to visit the brothels.

Come, drink up, don’t stop. Little beauty, don’t stop, I can keep going.

From then on, every young woman in the capital knew that if she wanted wealth and glory, all she had to do was...

Princess Consort of Prince Jing’an: “Eldest Imperial Grandson, I am Prince Jing’an’s consort. I’m two generations above you, so you can’t...”

Lu Erniang: “You believe I won’t whip you to death?”

Xia Tianqi: “You believe I can’t take it?”

Emperor Wu: “You little rascal, even if you’ve taken a fancy to her, you’ll have to wait until Prince Jing’an kicks the bucket.”

A hundred years later, a ragged old Taoist stood there with his eyes rolled back, holding out a bowl with a few copper coins in it.

“As they say, don’t divine every last thing, for Heaven’s will is unpredictable.”

“Don’t love too deeply, lest it all prove to be a dream.”

“Yi, you... put down my bowl!”

Friendly reminder: This book is set in a fictional world, not in real history, so please don’t bring historical facts into the discussion. Also, everything in this book is up to the author, so don’t pick a fight with me. I can mute you, and you can’t beat me.

Second, please refer to the first point.