My Left Body Is Sacred, My Right Body Is Demonic

A feel-good story from start to finish, with a little comedy. Some parts may be a bit heartbreaking, but overall, it’s still a blast (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ 【No official pairing · Strong, cool, and aloof heroine · Quick-witted and sharp-minded · Rapid growth, effortlessly invincible!】 A demonic seed is haunting me? Hilarious. I’ll sit on you so hard your head won’t even stick out! Blue hair tries to ambush me? Hilarious. A whole bunch of old men in the forbidden grounds will sit you down! A demonic seed tries to seize power? Hilarious. I’ll just call the Judge of the Underworld! I accidentally slaughtered the whole courtyard? Hilarious. With the Seven Ancestors around, I can’t even die! The Underworld wants to pick a fight? Hilarious. One slap from Great-Grandpa and you’ll all be sent flying! Who isn’t the apple of someone’s eye? Who isn’t a magnificent heroine shining all on her own? While the holy and demonic forces fight to the death, I play the zither and crush them all! The beastfolk go berserk, so I play the drums and send them all off to dreamland! Blue Hair tries to kill himself, so I smack him with my cane. What a joke. You’ve done so many awful things and think you can just die without paying for them? I’ll turn you into an old man and let you wither away alone! What? I’ve been played? Hilarious. I’ll make the mastermind dance in the palm of my hand! What? The Ten Great Primordial Thunders are chasing me down? No problem! I’ll strike them right back! Hahahahahaha… My new novel is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!