My Left Body Is Holy and My Right Body Is Devil

The whole article is refreshing, slightly funny, and may be a bit sadistic in some places, but overall it is still very enjoyable (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ [No official supporting role, the heroine is strong, handsome and cold, has a mouth and a brain, makes rapid progress and is easily invincible! Haunted by demons? It's so funny that if you press it down, your head won't even come out! Blue fur sneak attack? It's so funny that a group of old men in the forbidden area will sit down for you! Demon species usurping the throne? You're laughing so hard, I'll come straight to the underworld judge! Killed the entire hospital by mistake? Laughing to death, with the Seven Ancestors here, I can't even die! Looking for trouble in the underworld? You're laughing so hard, Grandpa slaps them all and get away! Who is not a group favorite? Who is not a beautiful heroine on her own? In a deadly battle between saints and demons, I played the piano and crushed the entire audience! The orcs are going crazy, I'm playing drums there, letting them have their spring and autumn dreams! Lan Mao committed suicide, and I pulled him over with a cane - what a joke, after doing so many immoral things, do you want to die if you don't pay back? Let me become an old man and wither alone. What? Have you been fooled? It's so funny, I made the mastermind fool around! What? The ten great divine thunders of the prehistoric times are chasing me to strike? It doesn't matter! I'll just chop it back! Goose goose goose goose... New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story!