[Political intrigue + martial world + adorable kids]
Wang Niannian, an overworked office worker, has the rotten luck to transmigrate into the body of a bandit chief, and a split-personality bandit chief at that. She only wants to lie flat, but her new body carries a deep blood feud. Whenever she tries to lie flat, her other personalities come out and cause trouble. Helpless, Wang Niannian can only work diligently to plot revenge for the original owner's murdered family.
A memorable scene:
“Suixin, what are you doing?”
Suixin hadn't realized anyone was following her and jumped in fright, landing hard on her bottom.
“Grandmaster, you'll scare me to death sneaking up on me like that!” Suixin patted her little chest, still shaken.
“Oh! Then tell Grandmaster, where have you been playing lately? The village kids say they hardly ever see you anymore!”
“Grandmaster, I've found four daddies for myself, and I'm checking them out!”
