Do Not Make Untoward Advances on the Frail Young Master

[Two Male Leads + Both Chaste + Goofy Comedy + Cats + Demons + Transmigrate into a Book + Paper Characters + Punishing Scumbags + Everyone’s Favorite]

Also known as: “After Waking Up, All the Unlucky Protagonists Want to Kill Me” and “Help! The Paper Characters Keep Trying to Overstep Their Bounds Day and Night”

After Lu Li failed his first quick transmigration mission, the heartless System discarded him like a disposable toy. He became a lionhead cat in a world of paper characters, a cat that randomly grows weak and unable to care for itself whenever it takes human form. To make matters worse, his owners are characters he wrote, and they’ve all awakened to consciousness. Every one of them is resentful, clinging to him like vengeful ghosts, threatening and intimidating him, or tempting and coercing him, all in hopes of making him change those idiotic character settings.

He thought that if he cultivated properly and changed the settings, he’d be able to lie flat.

Who could have known that besides the awakened, unlucky paper characters, all sorts of lunatics would latch onto him too?

The domineering CEO with a temper like the Thunder God, whom he’d written as having no interest in women, was actually into men.

The devoted, lovesick, wicked supporting female character he’d written was actually a player and a master of time management.

The pure, innocent little white flower he’d written was actually a black-hearted lotus.

Worst of all, there was always some lunatic chasing after him and asking every day, “Are you happy? Are you happy? Are you happy?”

Even worse, someone told him this was a Haitanghua V4 post?

The little cat was baffled. The little cat was deeply shaken!

There’s no way I wrote this!!!

When he finally managed to appease all the paper characters, he discovered that one by one, they had followed him into the real world.

“Lu the Cat, run again and I’ll break your legs.”

Little Lu Cat burst into tears: Help!!!

No logic, no brains. Feel free to add it to your bookshelf. I’m bad at writing blurbs. This isn’t an ordinary single-world transmigration story. There are lots of author-created settings, so don’t overanalyze them!