[Transmigrate into a book + beloved by everyone + goofy comedy + a cast of comedians]
Tang Tang transmigrates into a book and becomes the vicious villainess in a cultivation novel where the heroine is adored by everyone.
From the start, she pushes the heroine into the water and talks herself into one death wish after another. She single-handedly drags down the average intelligence of the villains. In the end, she turns her love into hate, goes berserk, and gets the perfect ending: riddled with arrows.
With a script that has her marked for sacrifice, Tang Tang ducks into a new sect and plans to farm and enjoy a quiet retirement. But every one of her new senior brothers is rebellious, forever teetering on the brink of turning evil.
Tang Tang says there’s no need to panic. She’s an old hand at winning over villains with a little heartfelt guidance.
Her eldest senior brother bears demonic bones and has multiple personalities. Crippled by insecurity, he turns twisted and evil, only to be killed by the protagonists ganging up on him.
Tang Tang hands him a guide to the Nine Provinces and talks him through it: “Just broaden your horizons and learn to play both sides! The king of multiple personalities, each chapter stronger than the last. Just go for it!”
Her second senior brother has extraordinary talent but a tragic past. He falls hopelessly in love with the heroine, goes mad for her, and sacrifices himself to make the male lead’s success possible.
Tang Tang rushes over with a loving hug and comforts him: “The wise don’t fall in love. Get the iron pot ready and stew a goose. A woman who’s still breathing really takes points off.”
Her third senior brother was born with a woman’s face and is consumed by anxiety over his looks. After being mocked by everyone, he becomes a murderous maniac, destroys his own core, and blows himself up.
Tang Tang cheers him on: “A man’s at his best at eighteen. Go for good looks and cultivation together! Starting today, dare to be yourself. The next top-tier star of the immortal realm is you!”
Her fifth senior brother’s entire clan is wiped out. After losing his family, he practices forbidden arts and pursues a mad vendetta, traveling a thousand miles just to deliver his head to the heroine.
Tang Tang encourages him: “If you don’t work hard today, you’ll be picking through trash tomorrow. Come on, let’s pick up the trash first. We might not find any tomorrow!”
The heroine, still holding the original novel’s plot armor: ...
She bolts upright on her deathbed. Wait, was I the clown all along?
Chase, chase! Another book without a male protagonist hehehe 😄
It looks so good, the corners of my mouth didn't even come down during the whole process [laughs]
This book makes me laugh all the time 🤭🤭
Yes, it's pretty good, please give it a thumbs up to the author... You know...
It's okay. He's a charlatan, but he doesn't have a high IQ.
Why can't the name of a sword be a normal name?
Super exciting, very nice to listen to