Fan: Master, someone's trash-talking you.
Feng Xiaoxiao: Got it.
Fan: Master, this time they've gone too far. The stuff they're posting is bizarre. I can't let this slide.
Feng Xiaoxiao: Who's trash-talking me?
Fan: The Shape-Shifting Enchantress.
Feng Xiaoxiao is a hacker, so the Enchantress is in for it. But who knew the Enchantress would be stunning, with captivating, sultry eyes, red lips like roses in the dead of night, and a sexy figure. She really can charm anyone, man or woman.
Fan: Master, the Shape-Shifting Enchantress is still trash-talking you.
I'm the Shape-Shifting Enchantress. I've captured Feng Xiaoxiao, the heartthrob of countless girls, and now he's in the kitchen making me soup.
