Chu Hao, a modern-day delivery worker ground down by his job, is suddenly pulled into a mysterious group called the [Immortal Chat Group] while making a delivery!
The moment he opens the group chat, he nearly spits the instant noodles in his mouth all over his phone. The Supreme Lord Laozi sends ten voice messages in a row, wailing, "Does anyone have an anti-monkey burglar lock?! The immortal pills I just made have been stolen again!!"
Before Chu Hao can process that, Erlang Shen tags Sun Wukong and starts a fight: "Stable Boy! How dare you steal my Howling Celestial Dog's chew toy? Come out and duel me."
Sun Wukong instantly replies with a string of monkey-laughing emojis: "Bring it on! If you lose, lend me your third eye as a night-light!"
Are scammers these days really this creative?
They must have escaped from a mental hospital!
Then Chu Hao casually grabs a red envelope, and, good grief!
An invisibility pill appears right in his hand. He's completely stunned!
It turns out this really is an exclusive VIP chat group for actual immortals! From then on, his daily life takes a ridiculous turn.
Chu Hao tosses Nezha a bucket of instant noodles and winks: "Want more? Hand over the immortal stones!"
Before the words are out of his mouth, Nezha shoots off on his Wind Fire Wheels and dives straight into the Dragon Palace. With his Red Armillary Sash, he bundles the shrimp soldiers and crab generals up like seafood dumplings! Holding the dragon sinew he's just ripped off, he stands in the clouds and hollers, "Three Realms clearance sale! Dragon sinew for instant noodles."
Buy one and get a bonus instant-noodle side dish: one mantis shrimp!
The Four Dragon Kings of the Four Seas spam the group chat: "Help! Eating instant noodles is stripping the ocean floor bare of GDP. Does this count as forcing people to buy?!"
It's pretty and interesting.
The first 5-star book. I hope you will continue to study hard and don't stop updating.