(Not brainless, no cheats)
"Report! General, the Crown Prince is forcing you to go to the palace. Your Majesty has asked you to lead one hundred thousand troops to the capital to protect him."
"Report! Sir General, an envoy from the East Palace has come to tell you that the Holy Emperor is critically ill and that the evil concubine is making slanderous remarks and disrupting the government. I hope you will send troops to help and clear the emperor's side."
"What? Two remnants of the former dynasty dare to write to me?"