You Promised to Control the Monkey, but You Just Suppressed Him and Made Him Invincible?

Sun Wukong accidentally traveled through time. He became a stone monkey who studied under Fangcun Mountain. Knowing his fate, he began to mess around and activate the mess-making system. As long as you mess up every day, you can get various critical hit rewards! ! Then, the journey of showing off began. When I asked you to become a disciple, you refused. Now that I'm gone, why are you anxious? The six demons are sworn in? Lailailai will be the six major shareholders of Huaguoshan for you! Become an official in heaven? It's been ruined, it's been ruined, I won't resist anymore, so what if I become an official in heaven... The deeds of the great sage are spread throughout the three realms. At the same time, various critical strike bonuses take effect. Bite! If you mess up every day, the critical hit will take effect and the reward will increase by 10,000 years! ! Bite! Smoking, drinking, and playing billiards are not your real job. A critical hit will reward Pangu Essence and Blood*1, Tiangang Law and Earthly Evil Technique! ! Bite! Lead all the monsters to destruction, and the critical attack will be rewarded with a large array of Hunyuan Qi, refining the chaotic energy into innate spiritual energy, and reversing the yin and yang! ! Bite! Become the first person to be destroyed in the Heavenly Court, and the critical attack will be effective as a reward for the Hongmeng Barrier-Breaking Cauldron. All laws in Hongmeng can be suppressed and all restrictions can be broken. It is not difficult to break the constraints of the God List! "Chaos Dao Sutra", Chaos Pearl, Pangu Essence and Blood, Twelve-Rank World-Destroying Black Lotus, Six Soul Flags, Chaos Bell, Sky-Opening Axe, Earth-Opening Chisel... All demons surrender, the world is in awe, and the Monkey King is respected as the Demon Emperor! When the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms became impatient with the slow pace of their journey to the west, they decided to conquer the Flower and Fruit Mountain. The Great Sage emerged from the sky and suppressed the three realms with force! ! ! [Funny contrast flow, relaxed and cheerful style~]