A Man Gives Birth

The day before I was due to give birth, my wife and I switched bodies.

As the ambulance rushed me to the hospital, I was still boasting to my wife, “It’s just having a baby. How hard can it be?”

Only after experiencing it myself did I understand how much it hurt!

My “wife” said I’d worked hard.

“Hard work? You gave birth to a useless girl!”

“The Wu family is cursed. They married a jinx like you.”

I never thought my mother could say something so ice-cold with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees.