Make Me a Ghost, and the Three Realms Shall Know No Gods or Buddhas!

The Heavenly Dao had its designs. After Tang Yu died, he became a ghost, doomed to never be reincarnated. But he transformed into a ghost constable, capturing souls across the Three Realms. The gods of heaven and the Buddhas of the West trembled at the sight of him!

White Bone Demon: “Grandpa Sun, please smash my soul to pieces too! That ghost constable is terrifying. I don’t want him to come for me!”

Golden-Winged Great Peng: “The Buddha betrayed me! Why did I become a prisoner in the Underworld instead of a Buddha after I died?”

The gods of Heaven: “Run! Tang Yu’s here to collect souls again!”

The Ten Kings of Hell: “Tang Yu, you bastard! Who told you to capture the Tathagata?”

Tang Yu: “I, Tang Yu, won’t let any of you off, even as a ghost! From this day on, there will be no gods or Buddhas in the Three Realms!”

Emperor Fengdu: “What? Meng Po, the most beautiful woman in the Underworld, wants maternity leave? Who got her pregnant?”

Jade Emperor: “Why aren’t the Seven Fairies at this year’s Peach Banquet?”

Queen Mother: “They ran off with Tang Yu ages ago. Why don’t you go bring them back?”

Jade Emperor: “No, no, no! I want to live a few more years!”