I'm so Confused, It Makes Sense!

According to the layout of heaven, Tang Yu became a ghost after his death and would never be reincarnated. Tang Yu suddenly turned into a ghost and seduced the souls of the three realms. The gods in the sky and the Buddha in the West all trembled when they saw him! White Bone Demon: Grandpa Sun, please break my dead soul into pieces too. That ghost is too scary. I don't want to be seduced by him! Golden-winged Dapeng: The Buddha deceived me, why did I not become a Buddha after my death but became a prisoner in the underworld? All the gods in heaven: run, Tang Yu comes to heaven again to seduce his soul! Tenth Palace Yama: Tang Yu, you bastard, who asked you to capture Tathagata? Tang Yu: I, Tang Yu, will not let you go even if I am a ghost! There are no gods or Buddhas in the Three Realms! Emperor Fengdu: What? Po Meng, the most beautiful woman in the underworld, wants to take maternity leave. Who did it? Jade Emperor: Why are there no Seven Fairies at this year's Peach Fair? Queen Mother: She has already run away with Tang Yu. How about you go and recall her? Jade Emperor: No, no, no, I want to live a few more years!