You Were Told to Slack Off, So Why Did You Get the Great Guardian Into the Wedding Bed?

Name: You Were Told to Slack Off, So Why Did You Get the Great Guardian Into the Wedding Bed?
Author: Blue-Eyed Starry Eyes

要你摆烂，你让大守护者上婚床？

by Blue-Eyed Starry Eyes (蓝瞳星眸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 602k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 2y ago
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Ji Chen transmigrates to Belobog in Honkai: Star Rail. Knowing that Jarilo-VI cannot solve its problems on its own, he decides to give up and do nothing. Unexpectedly, he sets foot on the Nihility Path of the Aeon of Sloth. But he doesn’t think much of it. Using the power of his Path to shield Cocolia from the Stellaron’s corruption, he goes back to lazing around and waiting for the Astral Express Crew to arrive. Until one day... The Fragmentum invades a city district, and Ji Chen, sunning himself outside his home, casually takes down the monsters. His show of power instantly makes Cocolia realize he is the mysterious man who once shielded her from the Stellaron’s bewitching voice. Late that night, Supreme Guardian Cocolia pays him a visit alone. “Please save Belobog.” Ji Chen, lost in his lazy ways, replies offhandedly, “No problem. Marry me.” “...All right!” On their wedding night, Ji Chen looks at Cocolia lying on their new bed with her eyes tightly shut and falls into deep thought... A week later, Cocolia is pregnant. Bronya grits her teeth. “I treated you like a brother, and you want to be my dad?!”

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Province: A small amount of railway content was found among a large number of obscure locust texts. Let's put it this way, if conditions permit, the author can describe the details
337 likes3y ago
I was laughing so hard. I looked at what I found in the recommendations and it became more and more strange. Then I saw the author, what a guy, and just started a new book.
112 likes3y ago
I won't talk about it anymore, I know everything about small pressure wave points [smile][smile][smile]
47 likes3y ago
This book is quite in line with my taste, but I don't want to give it full stars. The reason is why the author has no trace of my joy in the power of various fates? Is it because I am not worthy of my pleasure? [Angry][angry]
42 likes3y ago
The description in the early stage was pretty good, and it was quite interesting to watch, but in the later stage, it became a bit boring after it was integrated with the main plot of the game. The plot and dialogue are the same as in the game, with no new ideas. I hope the author can create more original plots.
32 likes3y ago
Finally there is a Honkai Impact novel that is not written by Liu Xiahui
32 likes3y ago
What is written here? Let's not talk about the protagonist having a fiancée and a harem. Obviously, we can write a lot of exciting things, such as fighting star cores, but the main theme is love and love, and the part on the train at the end is really a bit incomprehensible. What is the protagonist going to do in March 7th? Later, it was said that everyone on the train except March 7 knew that the protagonist was there, so why write it like this? What are you picturing? There is not much foreshadowing either. It can only be said that this harem has no bloody scenes at all, and few of them are all about bed battles. In total, the protagonists are more awesome than stallions.
25 likes3y ago
Just ten bucks to give you a boost. Come on, author, I think your writing is good! [Laughing]
24 likes3y ago
The previous writing is pretty good, the protagonist is capable and knows the plot. But what the heck is written in the back, you will have a named female character in your harem after a few seconds, and it's really a shame to just touch her when you meet her. Why do you want to make the protagonist so arrogant? It feels like I don't take anyone seriously and looks down on everyone. I wonder if the character of Jing Yuan in the plot is well created? Why is the protagonist targeting Jing Yuan so much? The previous plot is adapted from the Star Dome Railway's own story line, and has its own unique plot. But why did he only follow the main line once he arrived at Xianzhou? Why should I read fan fiction when I want to watch the main plot? In other words, the presence or absence of the protagonist will not affect the story line. What everyone wants to see is for the protagonist to change some stories with unfavorable endings in their own world view, or to develop some interesting stories, rather than to see that if you assign such strong strength to the protagonist, it will only follow the main plot line.
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In fact, I'm a little afraid to give this score, because I always feel that this style is a bit similar to that of Dorax, who wrote a book after book
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