“Brother, this item and I are destined to be together. Would you be so kind as to let me have it?”
“Shameless Zhao Yuanwu! You stole my treasure and robbed me of my opportunity. I’ll never forgive you!”
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“Miss, you and I can never be together. Stop chasing me. A melon forced from the vine won’t taste sweet.”
“Damn you, Zhao Yuanwu! Stop right there! I’ll never let you get away, even if you run to the ends of the earth!”
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“Good woman, I see signs of great misfortune in your future. How about letting this old monk help you ward it off?”
“Hmm? You’re that shameless Zhao Yuanwu?! Don’t even think about running! Sisters, get over here! Zhao the Shameless has been spotted!”
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Until one day, the world’s peace was finally shattered, and its true nature was once again revealed…
“The abyss… is drawing near… God… His followers… Beware…”
It's okay, it's quite relaxing and fun.